"The Jock Itch" with Jasmine Sadry: Derek Jeter's SICK New House, Dubbed "St. Jetersburg"
DALLAS (105.3 The Fan) Leading off Today's "Jock Itch:" Derek Jeter's 31,000 square foot little Florida house has JUST been completed and it's being described as quite the unbelievable waterfront-mega home. In fact, it's SO huge that the running joke is calling it, "St. Jetersburg." What does 7.7 million bucks get you nowadays on a house? Try two 3-car garages, a swimming pool, a billiards room, a memorabilia room, 9 bathrooms and 7 bedrooms all for Jeter and his squeeze, actress Minka Kelly, to use at their discretion…
http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/22/derek-jeter-tampa-house-7-7-million-yankees/
And in OTHER "itch" worthy news...
The Canadian Google is NOT being too kind to NBA-er Chris Bosh, and if you remember, he used to be a Toronto Raptor before making the big move to South Beach to join LeBron and D-Wade! So, upon just typing in the words "Chris Bosh" into the Google search bar, the following phrases are what the automatic generator tagged on: "Chris Bosh is soft, is a douche-bag, is overrated, is gay, is ugly, is terrible, is the Rupaul of big men, is an idiot, is a douche, is not a superstar." Yikes…Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…
http://www.terezowens.com/chris-boshs-canadian-google-search/
Disgraced figure skater/turned trailer park hubcap hurler/turned boxer/turned KNOCKED UP, Tonya Harding is so broke that she can't even pay her rent and is shacking up with her sister! (What's the over/under on her sister's "house" having side awnings and four tires under it?) Tonya and hubby number THREE, an A/C repairman, got married in a quickie wedding after finding out she's pregnant and they're both mooching off of Tonya's sister in Oregon…
http://benmaller.com/2011/02/pregnant-skating-legend-cant-afford-to-pay-rent/#more-31492
Kiplinger.com says that the economy is bouncing back, all based on the fact that people are finally replacing their old underwear, buying Starbucks and fake boobs again! They also cite that there are fewer depressing Google searches for things like, "unemployment benefits," "social security," and "unemployment office," which all spiked in July of last year, and that number has been going down ever since…
A new service will actually send you sweet, loving text messages from…an imaginary boyfriend (which at THAT point, you know you've given up, ladies.) Anyway, if you go to textboyfriend.com, ya sign up, and for 6 bucks a month, you'll get three texts every week. I guess it's cheaper than sending yourself flowers?
A Utah man got stabbed by his 13-year-old stepson in a dispute over a chicken patty! The fight started between the kid and his 9-year-old brother doing the typical, "don't eat my food" argument, and when the stepdad jumped in to break it up, the 13-year-old grabbed a large kitchen knife and actually STABBED the stepdad in the back with it! Cops eventually showed up after the 9-year-old called for help, saying that his brother also threatened to stab his mom next! He was later taken into a juvi-detention center…
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpps/news/national/chicken-patty-fight-utah-ncx-02222011_11994002
Sweet little country gal Carrie Underwood is being called the NHL's "Yoko Ono!" This is all in reference to her Nashville Predator husband, Mike Fisher's move from Ottawa, where a local Canadian radio station called the trade "a betrayal to our community" and were saying that Carrie was behind the whole thing, being that she's based out of Nashville because of her music career…
http://www.terezowens.com/mike-fisher-defends-wife-and-nhls-yoko-ono/
A court upheld the conviction of former Carolina Panthers wide receiver, Rae Caruth for plotting to kill his pregnant girlfriend, rejecting his claim that the jury was improperly swayed by statements the victim made right before she died! Apparently, there were written notes from the girlfriend (Cherica Adams) that were supposed to be excluded from his trial because she'd slipped into a coma by then, but there was just a mountain of evidence already stacked up against Rae, that at that point, he was already donezo! He was acquitted of first-degree murder in the plot to kill Cherica, all in hopes of avoiding to have to pay child support in the future, but convicted of conspiracy to commit murder…
http://benmaller.com/2011/02/former-nfl-player-fails-in-bid-to-reverse-murder-rap/
A new study shows that fat coaches ranked the lowest in terms of competence! It found that the coach who was of a larger build and wearing smart clothes has questionable competence to motivate, develop technique, develop game strategy and build athlete character. It also found that coaches wearing a suit were seen as being more strategically competent than those wearing sporting attire. But, on the other hand, when the coach was wearing sporting attire, they were seen as being more technically competent than the suit-wearing coach… Moral of the story here? Don't ever trust a fat coach…
http://benmaller.com/2011/02/study-fat-coaches-ranked-lowest-in-terms-of-competence/
So the hot movie rumor has been that there might be a possible "Major League 4" in the works and that Charlie Sheen is doing everything in his power to try to make it happen! The problem is: he's angry with the fact that Corbin Bernsen's character (Roger Dorn) isn't being written into the script for this potential new one, even though he was in the previous three "Major League" movies! Charlie says that he's just a "hired gun" and will do his best to get him written into the script…
http://www.digitalspy.com/movies/news/a305211/sheen-upset-about-bernsen-rejection.html
Only in America, but the "Homeless man with the Golden Voice" Ted Williams not only has offers for new teeth from willing dentists and Mac and Cheese commercials thrown his way, but now, he's getting his own reality show; and it's NOT a rehab show! (Despite the fact that he's been struggling to stay sober.) It's called "Second Chances at Life" and it'll basically show how Ted went from "a promising radio career, to living on the streets, to becoming a YouTube sensation." It'll also follow Ted in the present as he tries to rebuild his life…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/22/ted-williams-reality-show_n_826619.html
I'm all about expressing solidarity for a national revolution, but really? An Egyptian father named his baby "Facebook," all to honor the social media site's role in Egypt's revolution. Tons of friends, family, and neighbors all gathered around sweet baby "Facebook" to honor her with gifts as well. Incidentally, Facebook was used to organize the initial protest in Tahrir Square (late last month) and since then, the uprising has taken to Twitter and YouTube, among a host of other sites…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/21/baby-named-facebook-egypt_n_825934.html
Here's a new way to try to predict whether your relationship has a future: If you're dating someone JUST as skanky as you, it's all good! And, if you're dating someone just as pure and virginal as you, same thing. It's a Rutgers University study, so you know it's legit! http://people.howstuffworks.com/love.htm/printable
And THAT's my "Jock Itch!"
J
