By Mike Fisher
OXNARD (105.3 The Fan) - In "breaking news'' that reverberates today but actually emanates from Spring 2014, the Dallas Cowboys never had any intention of using their first-round pick on Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel and despite a bottomless pit of reports to the contrary since then, the Dallas Cowboys continue to have no intention of signing this troubled young man and if you've ever thought otherwise, you've been suckered by the SEO-driven, LCD-feeding, headline-porning, click-whoring trend in journalism and shame on us all.
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