Bernstein: Don't Be This Guy
Presented here to help you do that is a field guide based on my observations of every holiday party I have attended since 1995. These are some ideas for what not to be.
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Presented here to help you do that is a field guide based on my observations of every holiday party I have attended since 1995. These are some ideas for what not to be.
Despite those holding out for an inspired, season-saving turn at home against their overly-professed enemy, we got a wholly recognizable, ordinary performance and an entirely probable outcome.
This is neither endorsement nor indictment of Lovie Smith.
Slam. Click. That's the Bears' much-discussed championship window, closed and locked. Sealed until further notice.
It makes us feel better when we can determine direct causes, identify means of prevention of similar acts, or categorize those involved as somehow different, distant or foreign.
While Lovie Smith's team wasn't eliminated by the Seahawks Sunday, it was beaten and exposed. This one looked bad.
No Tebow, no Paterno, no "Linsanity."
It's been a while since we've had an "everybody sucks" game.
Tensions ran high during the daily cross-talk between The McNeil & Spiegel Show and The Boers & Bernstein Show.
Get a load of what this idiot said in July, when the Bulls were deciding whether or not to match the Houston Rockets' offer to backup center Omer Asik.
And here I thought we had turned a corner in our understanding of the seriousness of brain injury, especially in what had appeared to be a newly enlightened – and legally threatened – NFL.
Congratulations to the Titans, on the comedy event of the fall. That was some performance. Not that the Bears didn't contribute, either. Or the broadcasters.
There will be meetings in the coming days – serious, sober meetings – in football and basketball offices, at which stern speeches will be delivered by newly-vulnerable emperors.
The "f---ing fans" sure sound different when the scoreboard changes, don't they, Jay?
It's not easy to watch a team in the process of waiting.
Jay Cutler could have had a broken bone sticking out of his leg, a missing finger, poison-tipped arrows stuck in his back, or half his face chewed off by coyotes, and he was playing.
Kenny Williams has always had a thing for twilight.
It's not about whether or not Lance Armstrong cheated, anymore.
I give Eric Winston credit for standing up for his injured teammate, but his naiveté is striking.
This all starts with Lovie Smith. It's his philosophy, his culture, his kind of players, his results.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the inaugural Presidential Quarterback Debate, sponsored by Citizens for Better Football.
If that was the "get well" game many expected for the Bears, we can conclude that the patient is still in need of observation.
That victory parade seems like ages ago.
I've had enough of this whole Mike Martz thing.
