Toucher & Rich: Guy Fieri's Wild And Crazy Menu Items

Guy Fieri is in the news, because he's a man who's always in the news. So Toucher & Rich played a little Guy Fieri-themed game on Monday morning.

First, they read some of the new sausage offerings from Fieri that are available in stores.

Who doesn't want jorts-flavored sausages?

Fieri's also offering some nacho-flavored sausages, a truly revolutionary idea.

Rich then read some menu items and asked Wallach and Fred to guess whether they are really on a Fieri restaurant menu, or whether Rich made them up.

Some of them included:

The No-Can-Beato This Taquito

Mac Daddy 'Roni Salad

Chillin' Like A Villain Margarita

Slam Bangaroo Chicken Chunk Bonanza

Guid-Olives or Guido-Lives

Taj Mahalla Chicken

Guytalian Nachos

Muffalata Pasta Salad

Jumpin' Jack Fish