Toucher & Rich: Dating On Demand Is Back

BOSTON (CBS) -- Every hopeless romantic's favorite segment, "Dating on Demand," is back. Toucher & Rich took a look at the infamous Comcast program, and it's safe to say there's no better place to find love.

Out of the many qualified suitors, Toucher & Rich narrowed it down to two: Maximilian and Ryan.

"I'm Maximilian. I, uh, work at a gas station," boasted the first confident bachelor.

Ryan appeared to enjoy country music and didn't have too much to say about himself.

"My name's Ryan. I'm a chill dude," declared the confident 26-year-old. "That's it. I'm just a chill dude, and like, what's up."

Ryan's also very proud of his "calf game."

Who doesn't appreciate a good calf game?

So if you're interested in either of these fine gentlemen, or would just like to learn a few more quality pick-up lines, take a listen to the best of the ridiculous "Dating on Demand":