"The Jock Itch" with Jasmine Sadry: JaMarcus Russell To Lose His House?
DALLAS (105.3 The Fan) Leading off today's "Jock Itch:" JaMarcus Russell lost most of the games he started as an Oakland Raider and now, he could be losing his home! The former No. 1 pick in the 2007 NFL Draft is facing foreclosure on his 2.4 million dollar digs! Apparently, he missed writing a payment check (to the tune of $195,500.00 bucks and some change for missed mortgage payments) Funny, he DID however manage to pilfer $32 million dollars of owner Al Davis' money by claiming to be a pro athlete…
http://benmaller.com/2011/03/former-no-1-overall-nfl-pick-facing-foreclosure/
And in other "itch" worthy news...
LeBron James says: "No prisoners. I have no friends when at war, besides my soldiers" (Well, he proclaimed this on Twitter, anyway, while claiming to be "Refocused" in regards to gearing up for the upcoming NBA playoffs.) How's that theory working out after your team's 24 point collapse against the Magic last night (IN YOUR HOUSE), giving Orlando the second biggest comeback win in the NBA this season, 99-96…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/03/lebron-james-war-tweet_n_830920.html
WWE star "Triple H" gets pretty upset when people say that wrestling is fake and that nothing hurts! He told the NY Post that wrestling has made him very rich and that wrestlers are "theater actors onstage telling starry stories through actions." Easy, "Triple H"…don't get your singlet in a bunch…
http://benmaller.com/2011/03/wwe-star-says-pro-wrestlers-are-theater-actors/
Hot mess Paula Abdul made a sobbing, frantic call to 911 during a sweet little Valentine's day drive with her boyfriend, in desperate attempts to escape from his car! Apparently, the two were arguing and she was demanding that he drop her off on the side of the road, and when he wouldn't, she tried to get help from police. Cops ended up going to her house that night, found that she was fine and she ended up not wanting to file a police report. One of Paula's handlers said, "Arguments with loved ones are often times heated. After the call was made, everything was worked out." I'm sure a nice Vicodin cocktail helped ease the pain too…Click below for the audio of that call.
In just a matter of a week, Charlie Sheen goes from "warlock" to holding the title for setting the Guinness World Record for fastest Twitter user to hit one million followers! He joined late Tuesday afternoon and his record time? 25 hours and 17 minutes, and he's now at over 1,200,000 followers as of yesterday! Not only does he use his tweets to raise awareness for "winning" but the company, ad.ly, is saying that they were the ones that helped him set up his account, got it authorized, and will now help him attract sponsors!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/03/charlie-sheens-twitter-se_n_830903.html
Is this really shocking? But news organizations are already working on Charlie's obituary! He appears close to death, so media outlets try to get a jump on the Reaper by working up their obits and they're already drafting ones up for him, EVEN at Charlie's alleged network, CBS! A source over there says, "No one is wishing the worst but as a news organization, for us not to be prepared for one of the biggest stories in a long time would be unprofessional."
http://amygrindhouse.com/charlie-sheen-obituary.html
Guys, if you need a shoulder (or breast) to cry on, meet the 24-year-old shrink, Sarah White, who just happens to strip naked during psychoanalytic sessions! Before removing her clothes, she asks if her patient objects, and not surprisingly, she's never been denied. Then off comes the skirt, followed by slipping out of her bra and undies, ALL while listening to her client's mental problems. It'll cost you $150 bucks per session for a web cam/text chat and then it leads to in-person consultations…
http://jezebel.com/#!5774277/naked-female-therapist-provides-more-exciting-treatment
White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski was nailed with a speeding ticket while in full team uniform on his way to spring training! He was in good spirits though and didn't play the "don't you know who I am card??" and said he'll pay the fine for driving 10 over the speed limit…
http://benmaller.com/2011/03/mlb-player-gets-speeding-ticket-in-uniform/
The new cast of "Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew" has been announced and among the people included in this go around? Former Mets pitcher and 1985 Cy Young Award winner, Doc Gooden! Once known as "Dr. K" for his strikeout pitches, he had a long battle with drugs and alcohol that ruined his career. He'll also join Lindsay Lohan's dad, the alleged White House party crashers known as "The Salahis" and Jeremy Jackson, aka Hobie from "Baywatch." Oh, Doc. How the mighty have fallen…
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/02/new-celebrity-rehab-with-dr-drew-cast-doc-gooden-michael-lohan/
So yesterday, I mentioned that Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's daughter, Bobbi Kristina, was allegedly photographed snorting coke? Well, now she's claiming innocence and shouting it out loud on Twitter! She said she was framed by a bitter and money-hungry ex-boyfriend, that the picture of the rolled up paper to her nose with her head down is NOT what it looks like and that HE set her up to make it look like she was doing it! She also adds that God will "smite" her haters. See the pictures below and judge for yourself…
http://www.vibe.com/posts/breaking-bobbi-kristina-responds-her-alleged-coke-snorting-photos
Out of the 10 most popular athletes on Twitter, Shaq is number 1! He's got 3.5 million followers, with Brazilian soccer star Kaka (can I say that?) at second, with more than 500,000 followers. Surprisingly, Tiger Woods ISN'T in the top 10, but here are the rest. Starting at 3 is Serena Williams, followed by Cristiano Ronaldo, Dwight Howard, Paul Pierce, Chad Ochocinco, Reggie Bush, LeBron James, and Nick Swisher…
http://www.terezowens.com/shaq-1-on-top-10-most-popular-athletes-on-twitter/
Northwestern University is under some fire, all thanks to a professor who allowed an explicit after-class demonstration involving a woman and… a motorized sex toy! What makes this even MORE creepy is what this professor looks like! (For that picture, click the link after this story.) Anyway, it was during a "Human Sexuality" course and one of the psychology professors involved said, "The demonstration, which included a woman who enjoyed providing a sexually explicit demonstration using a machine, surely counts as kinky, and hence, relevant." Witnesses said that the students seemed, "intrigued."
Some homeless guys in New York are sharing their struggles on Twitter! An ad agency bought four homeless guys prepaid cell phones and apparently thought it would be a great idea to have these guys tweet away on phones (through their finger-less gloves, while huddled around a burning trash can) about their everyday situations. If you are so inclined to follow them, click below…
http://realestate.msn.com/blogs/listed.aspx?feat=a3504db4-af88-4cdc-b0ff-53878f02e422>1=35006
And THAT'S my "Jock Itch!"
J
