"The Jock Itch" with Jasmine Sadry: Godfrey Myles Busted for Mortgage Fraud
DALLAS (105.3 The Fan) Leading off today's "Jock Itch:" Godfrey Myles, who played six seasons as a linebacker with the Dallas Cowboys, has been busted for mortgage fraud! He's accused of pocketing thousands of bucks in sales proceeds in the Palm Beach area! Maybe he oughta think about hawking the three Super Bowl rings he won with the 'Boys to help pay those attorney fees?
http://benmaller.com/2011/03/former-cowboys-super-bowl-winner-busted-for-mortgage-fraud/
And in OTHER "itch" worthy news...
One of Tiger Woods' former mistresses, Joslyn James, is getting a reality show! Her TV credits, errr….credit includes staring in the porn film, "11th Hole." To get ready for her new gig, she's even getting $50,000 in dental work done from a top dentist in New York…
http://benmaller.com/2011/03/tiger-woods-former-mistress-gets-reality-show/
BYU forward, Brandon Davies has been kicked off of the team for having sex with his girlfriend!! (Aren't these the same people whose religion likes to knock out kids left and right?) He was dismissed for breaking the "honor code" of BYU, which forbids students from having premarital sex. Incidentally, the Cougars lost their first game WITHOUT Davies, falling to New Mexico, 82-64. Davies was third on the team in scoring and is BYU's top rebounder. Listen up Jimmer Fredette! You better keep it in your pants, or you're next!
March Madness generated 613 MILLION bucks in ad revenue in last year's tournament, with the NFL's playoffs and Super Bowl being the only other sporting events that earned more sponsor dollars last year! Out of the top five, the NBA playoffs and finals came in at third with 417 million, with fourth place going to the MLB playoffs and World Series at 345 million, and College football's bowl season game made it at fifth with 318 million in ad revenue…
http://benmaller.com/2011/03/march-madness-earns-613-million-in-advertising-revenue/
I swear that I just cannot get enough!! Another day and MORE delicious Charlie Sheen shenanigans including (but not limited to) Charlie's soon-to-be-ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, claiming that he threatened to cut off her head, put it in a box, and send it to her mother (Mind you, this is after he told People Magazine that he's not "dangerous insane") Brooke also said that Charlie claims he's more famous than President Obama, and that he wanted to hatch a plan to shave off the hair of his ex-wife Denise Richards because he "violently" hated her! These are among the things she listed in her request for a restraining order citing, "I'm very concerned that he is currently insane." Um…. YA THINK!??!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/02/charlie-sheens-kids-custody-brooke-mueller-_n_830134.html
and http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20470054,00.html
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown's daughter, Bobbi Kristina has allegedly been photographed snorting coke! These supposed pictures have been published in this month's issue of the National Enquirer. Remember, Bobbi: like mamma always says, "Crack is whack!"
http://hellobeautiful.com/gossip-news/hellobeautifulstaff2/bobbi-kristina-brown-coke-pics/
A guy is suing a strip club's owners after claiming he was hit in the face with a stripper's clear heeled shoe when she performed a high kick! He said the injury was SO bad that it chipped four of his teeth! His lawyer is saying that it's the strip club's duty to protect its customers by ensuring that strippers are wearing proper clothing that doesn't fly off AND actually threw in physics calculations regarding the velocity of the flying high-heel in his defense! Unreal. Anyway, the guy is claiming battery and negligence and is seeking unspecified damages…
Indians outfielder Austin Kearns was arrested for a DUI and actually asked the officer to "cut him a break" because he's a Major League baseball player! Maybe if you're an over .300 hitter like A-Rod or something, but he's a career hitting .257, set to make 1.3 million this season for Cleveland…
http://benmaller.com/2011/03/257-hitter-asked-police-for-break-during-arrest/
In related news, A's outfielder, Coco Crisp, was also popped for a DUI! (He didn't pull the "don't you know who I am 'Austin Kearns' card, though.) Yesterday morning, cops pulled him over because he was having trouble keeping his $400,000 Rolls Royce Phantom in a single lane. (I HATE when I have trouble doing the same thing too) Anyway, he was given a field sobriety test, which he didn't pass, and there's no word on his blood-alcohol level or whether the team plans to punish him, as he was released from jail in time for team drills at spring training. Incidentally, Coco was one of the Major Leaguers who was taking batting practice with the UCLA team on the very same day that CHARLIE SHEEN showed up to take a few swings…
The obsession with Derek Jeter's house continues (by the way, it's being called St. Jetersburg because it's so ungodly huge) because it's drawing even more interest as little details are emerging as to just how insane this mansion is! As I had previously reported, it's got seven bedrooms, nine baths, and two 3-car garages. Well, now tack on that it's got boat dockage enough for five boats AND his bedroom closet? Try 2,500 SQUARE FEET!! That's the size most people's four bedroom homes! Forget Carrie Bradshaw's closet in "Sex and the City!" I want THIS sucker!
http://benmaller.com/2011/03/mlb-stars-closet-has-2500-sq-feet/
Tennis star Serena Williams was hospitalized and underwent emergency surgery for a pulmonary embolism (blood clot in her lungs), likely making her miss upcoming tournaments, including the Sony Ericsson Open. This is just days after getting a cast removed from her right foot already! She's being pretty closely monitored for the time being…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/02/serena-williams-hospitalized-blood-clot_n_830169.html
There's a new show called "The Voice," which is supposed to rival "American Idol" and Christina Aguilera is among the judges! (And after all of her drunken craziness and odd behavior lately, this is PERFECT for her to play the wasted judge role ala Paula Abdul) Also joining the judging panel are Cee Lo Green and Adam Levine of the band Maroon 5. This show is a bit different than "American Idol" though, because not only will the three of them be judging contestants, but they'll also be coaching them too! And if you care, the producers are digging up Carson Daly to host the show…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/02/christina-aguilera-joins-_n_830474.html
And if "American Idol" and "The Voice" just aren't enough for you, Simon Cowell's new "X-Factor" show (yes, MORE TV karaoke) is really setting their sights on Jessica Simpson to be a judge on the panel! In fact, she's being called the "frontrunner" where she'd be working with contestants on music, dancers, and styling. They're still going through a ton of other names though, but none have been leaked…
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20470326,00.html
A Houston cop was suspended after he allegedly threw a tear gas canister at his rivals during….a chili cook off competition at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. It's a pretty huge event that draws over 100,00 people annually with hardcore chili cookers all there to win the title of best chili! What kinda makes matters worse in all of this is that the cop's actions (and this is according to witnesses) "devastated" the elderly people and the double and triple amputees in wheelchairs that were there…
And THAT'S my "Jock Itch!"
J
