St. Louis' New Mascot: The Squardinal
ST. LOUIS (CBSDFW.COM) - The St. Louis Cardinals seem to have a mascot problem.
They clearly love animals. Their real mascot is a cardinal. Their fake mascot is a squirrel.
We love animals too, but that's too many critters for one team. They need to simplify. So we're here to help.
Here's our proposal for their new, improved mascot: The Squardinal.
It's not as good as a Texas Ranger (naturally), but we think it's an improvement over the dueling mascots they have now.
Update: CBS St. Louis explains the Rally Squirrel.
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