A Rare Medium Well Done: 6.6.12
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with apologies to sam drucker...josh ham says no to the homerun match..good for him..that is a silly dog and pony show..si coverboy proved all he needed to in '08 derby..and another round of applause for josh on turning down the ridiculous title of "homerun captain"..the all-star game is becoming a circus sideshow..and oh..by the way..the game determines home field in world series..mind boggling idiocy...on the cupboard of "are you freaking kidding me"..first..aerosmiith mouth piece steven tyler pimps himself on that embarrassment of a boob tube show american idol..now he's hawking hamburgers for burger king..jimi-janis-john are puking in their caskets...the leering press is so quick to announce that eldrick tiger is back...and serving notice...and is top odds man to win us open..I still say if that little butt fart chip shot comes up short in jack's tourney..the mindless media would still be hounding him on what's wrong...TRIVIA TIME...who is the only cowboy player man to wear #8 other than troy kenneth aikman??...answer shortly...let me get this straight...mlb bozo commish came down hard on hawk harrelson for being too much of a homer on white sox tv..wow!!..why doesn't bud ho take a poll of windy city hardball fans..bet they like it just fine...even before he runs first route on nfl gridiron..former okie state split end justin blakmon gets popped with dui...in stillwater..for the second time..sounds like he didn't hand out enough comp tix to the city's finest...also..detroit trenchman nick fairly gets his second..commish deep pockets has his hands full these days...am i the only mad men nut that didn't see the shocking suicide of brit partner lane pryce??..that was startling!!...im all for fashion..but these nba cagers wearing glasses with no lenses..it just looks half-witted and comical...commercial alert..check out the new grand prairie ford ads on tv..could that milf be more nipping out..I'm talking pencil erasers...when you stay in hospital..you are not a patient..you're a customer (I promise..no more hospital bitching)...in a major league season..no matter how good..or bad..every single 30 teams will win 54..and lose 54..it's that other 54 that defines you..Im looking at you guys at the ballyard in arlinton..y'all might wanna mix in a few more wins...why do we ever hear.."you can't make that call in the last minute of a game"?..whether it be on ice..court or field..why to idiots think there should be two sets of rules..and when exactly is the cutoff time...speaking of refs..nfl zebras are in pissing match with their bosses..it's always about money..roger commish threatens replacement officials..maybe even from arena league..players say they won't stand for that..sounds like courtroom will outweigh locker room again...I'm still astonished that the pokes are gonna pay lineback tony spencer 8 million..prepare to be spared to death...locked and loaded lyric to chew on.."well there's people and more people..what do they know know know..go to work in some high rise..and vacation at the gulf of mexico"...now we find out penn state pedophile pervert puke jerry sanduskey wrote love letters to children..I suggest an asbestos suit..you'll need it where your going...TRIVIA ANSWER..long forgotten punter buzz sawyer wore troy boys number 8 in 1987..and finally..local ace agent jordan woy is taking on to owens and trying to find him an nfl homestead..godspeed jordy..I hope you're charging him combat pay...until next time..sally forth and swim the tide...
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