New Trucks For Sale. AK-47 Assault Weapons For Free

     For as long as it has been since I spend extended periods of time in the South, it still ceases to amaze me how different things are here.....from my counterparts up North.   I've been spending time in the South (northern Florida) since the early 80's and a lot of the stuff is obvious.   There's that lovely Southern hospitality thing....."yes, Sir"......."no thank you Mame".....and of course the proverbial "Ya'll have a good day now."    The only difference between that Southern charm and the hurry up, get out of my way, flip 'em the bird mentality we see up North is this:   The Southern charm thing is very shallow.....sincerity you could wipe  off with a damp cloth....but for the Northerners...The lack of charm goes deep....it's sincere.   Yanks flip somebody the bird....we mean it.

     But I digress.    What touched off this minor rant include a couple of recent TV ads and a billboard.    First the billboard; a huge roadside billboard which reads "Listen up America...Shariah.  un-American, unconstitutional, seditious.  WWW.Shariahthethreat.com. Draw your own conclusions from that one.

     But the one I really love is the car/truck dealer in Florida who's now offering a special incentive to get Southern Bubbas to buy his trucks.   " Buy a new truck and get an AK-47 assault rifle for free."    I didn't believe it either until I saw it with my own eyes, but sure enough, in a Florida town right next to where Mickey and Minnie live...."buy a pickup truck today....get an AK-47 assault rifle for free."      This of course follows the recent "Guns and Ammunition Show" at the Moroccan Shrine where you can buy and trade every kind of assault rifle, automatic weapon, machine gun, flame thrower...whatever...and at the same time....take classes on concealed weapons.   They hold these sort of events in Barney Franks "moonbats" district quite often don't they?

     One more quickie:  A TV ad for a Florida lawyer says "if you've been in a recent car crash and was not injured....call us.   Often times people don't think they suffered any injuries but actually did.  We'll help you find those injuries and fight for compensation."

     And we wonder why there are lawyer jokes.