Meet Lord Romo, Super Cowboys Fan

Lord Romo of Douchebaggery helms from the Maryland Renaissance Festival.
I can only imagine that his saucy companion had to forcibly remove the "Lady Jessica" lettering from her flowing gowns.
Time to quote the Bard:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
So here's to thee, Lord Romo.
But wait, meet Lord Witten and Jester Jones…