The Don Geronimo Show - January 30, 2012
Today, Don begins by talking about how bad the Pro Bowl sucked, the Kings losing again last night, and the Home Improvement Expo over the weekend, in which Janet stayed until 7 pm. We also hear that Janet flooded the upstairs bathtub to the point that it leaked through the ceiling. Don then talks about the Lingerie Football League that Little Joe hipped him to on Sunday, and the guys all agree that not only is it awesome, it was better than the Pro Bowl! Ron and Billy from promotions are then called in to talk about giving away Kings blackout tickets at a certain liquor store in town, and Ron tells us about his baby's mama being two weeks away from giving birth.
The Don then talks about Demi Moore smoking "K2" or "Spice," as it is also called, and the guys wonder if the drug is any good. We then hear the 911 phone call from when she collapsed. After discussing CBS 13 reporter Neda Iranpour and her love for bodybuilding, the guys give their top 5 local TV women, and Don gives Billy a call to see how the ticket giveaway is going. We then hear a few clips, including Drew Brees' quick kick in the Pro Bowl, Nicolas Cage doing a dramatic reading of LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it," and Liam Neeson's outgoing voicemail for a fan in the style of his character in "Taken" We also hear a clip of a girl who can say any word backwards within three seconds of hearing it, and a tape from East Coast Bob's call to a radio show in Providence, R.I. last fall, in which the guy on the show then talked about it for three days after.
After we find out Janet bought 24 boxes of Girl Scout cookies from Little Joe, our good buddy, comedian Frank Caliendo, drops by. Frank, who will be performing March 2nd at Thunder Valley, talks about buying cookies from Little Joe, Bill Walton attending his performance over the weekend, and a possible 2nd show being added to Thunder Valley! Don then pulls out some cartoon porn, including that of Family Guy and The Simpsons. Don even has radio legend Walt Shaw come in the studio to have a look.
After finding out which places people like to masturbate the most, it's time for the "Phantom News Hour" Today, Phantom talks about President Obama appearing on Google+ Hangout today, the Foo Fighters performing at the President's upcoming fundraiser, the Fear Factor "Donkey Jizz" episode getting pulled,and the box office numbers from the weekend. and of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
