The Don Geronimo Show - April 25, 2012
Don begins the day with a clip from yesterday's 4pm sports update, in which Jason Ross accidentally had Don's voice modulator on, making his voice sound ridiculously deep. We then hear that LaRoy will be in later to talk about the charity walk he's doing this weekend, in which everybody, including men, will be wearing high heels. Don tells us he would like to have either Craig or Slow Joe participate in it. Craig says it's too gay for him, but Slow Joe says he'll do it. We then hear the new list of one-line rejoiners that Slow Joe, Craig, Steve Goss, and Noodles all came up with. For the most part, Don likes the ones Joe and Craig came up with, but hates Steve's and Noodles'. We also hear that on Pardon The Interruption yesterday, Michael Wilbon said that this Thursday's Kings/Lakers game will be the "last game in Kings history." Don says he just about flipped his coffee table over, he was so angry.
Don then calls the Sacramento News & Review legal advice hotline, and dials the "Amusement Park Injury" extension, pretending to be a certain hack DJ from the station across the street. Don also reads a list given to him by Phantom, of the "Dirtiest names in sports history," before playing Brian McKnight's new song, entitled, "P-ssy Song." We then hear a clip of President Obama on Jimmy Fallon last night, slow jamming the news, and a video of Kiefer Sutherland playing guitar while his dogs howl in tune. We also hear about Deion Sanders' wife beating him up in front of their children, and British writer Tom Bower's unauthorized biography of Simon Cowell.
Our good friend LaRoy then stops by for a visit, to talk about the charity walk he's doing this Saturday to support awareness for battered women. He also tells us about his overweight (girl) friend who broke one of the port-a-potty toilets at Fisherman's Wharf last weekend. After Don tells us about a Florida man mistook his girlfriend for a hog and shot her, it's time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, Phantom tells us about a woman who found a penis drawing inside her hamburger box, an Egyptian courts convicting an actor of defaming Islam, last week's TV ratings, and the richest fictional characters of all time. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
