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"Did Snooki really just say 'is this where I convert to pesos?' #youhavegottobekiddingme" -jgmoney5
Vinny points out he has a beard (sort of)
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"Pretty sure Vinny has been working on that beard since last season. #jerseyshore" -diannerigler
Jenni shows up, has a new face
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"Jwoww: what happened to your face?" -gkljestan
Sammi and Ron are broken up... again
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"Single Sammi = watching Single Ron enjoy his single life and trying not to look upset on the outside even though she wants to cry" -_deardiaryyy
Vinny surprisingly speaks Italian, he's the only one
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"Vinny's Nickname Is 'The Translation'" -JAMIEGotDatBOMB
Assertive Italian pigeons attack
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"There we go Deena! 'I don't do birds, get off me, who flies that close?' #ifeelya" -MacPack410
New discovery, Italian furniture not made for "guidos"
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"Tht dude Ron is to big he broke the chair lmao #Jersey Shore" -EPLouis89
Snooki exercises herself silly
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"Snooki made up her own workout moves and what not lol" -ILUVUDiamond
The first makeout sesh of the season, not hot and kind of awkward
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"Pauly looks like he's gonna barf in deena's mouth..and deena looks like she's enjoying it too much" -itsVictoriaDi
The boys find a gym - hooray!
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"Luigi is like the guido mr miyagi #jerseyshore" -alicianunesBOOM
Deena determines when she'll "do sex"
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"i can't stop laughing . . 'i just wanna take the guy home but i dont wanna do sex' LOL oooh deena how i love youuu." -xobarbiepink
The Situation gets denied
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"Sorry Mike but Snooki is not DTF." -BieberGomezTour