UNIONTOWN, Pa. (CBS/AP) Two men, apparently drunk, knock on the door of the Uniontown, Pa. police station.
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Police in the southwestern Pennsylvania town say Peter Dominick and Alan Scritchfield, both 30, came to the police station about 9 p.m. Sunday.
A police sergeant says Dominick was slurring his words, while Scritchfield was drinking out of a plastic cup. Asked what was in it, Scritchfield allegedly told police, "alcohol, Crown Royal," before telling cops he was drunk.
Police say when Dominick realized he was about to be arrested he tried to run, but was subdued with a stun gun.
Both men are charged with public drunkenness.