--"Ann Coulter made history. She was the first speaker to arrive on a broom."
--On the school's founding in 1877: "That's was only 10 years before John McCain was born."
--On the Sarah Palin-Charles Gibson interview: "Charlie Gibson spent more time interviewing her than John McCain did."
--On Fred Thompson, Carville said he was the only presidential candidate in history "who tested positive for Ambien."
--Also on Thompson, Carville said that he was such a supporter of the No Child Left Behind program that "he married one."
--And he tied John McCain's age to those campaign ads about making decisions at 3 a.m. "I know darn good what John McCain will be doing at 3 in the morning. He's looking for the bathroom."
By Paul Bedard