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S*** That Siri Says

(CBS) - It's perfectly normal to have a conversation with you phone, silly! Just ask Apple's new personal assistant Siri.

It's not that you talk to an inanimate object that has us cracking up, it's what you ask her.

We're digging a new Tumblr blog called "S*** That Siri Says," which features screen shots of Siri making witty remarks and giving snarky answers. The blog doesn't claim an official author, but it does give photo credits to Joshua Topolsky, who published the original screen shots on

"Knock Knock," Topolsky says. Siri responds with, "Knock knock. Who's there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don't do knock-knock jokes."

Touché, Siri.

We just love the cultural references that Siri has picked up since Apple bought the company and updated her software. The most fitting example is when Topolsky asks Siri to "open the pod bay doors." She responds with, "I'm sorry Joshua, I'm afraid I can't do that. Are you happy now?" Queue the theme from "2001: A Space Odyssey."

Oh, Siri. We look forward to more awkward and snarky responses to stupid questions. We love you, sassy girl. 

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