BELMONT, Mass. (CBS/AP) A Massachusetts driver allegedly got a face-full of dog feces from a woman who was furious that he was speeding.
Here's the scoop.
Police in Belmont, north of Boston, said a woman contacted them last week to say she was walking her dog when she saw a speeding motorist nearly hit a man on a bicycle.
Lt. Rick Santangelo said the very next day the aforementioned motorist contacted police to report being struck in the face with a bag of dog feces.
Police also said the woman, whose name has not been released, admitted to being the purveyor of the poop. She now faces charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (no kidding), vandalism to property, and disorderly conduct.
We are too pooped to say more.
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