Lessons Of 2006
'Whuh?' Story Of The Year
The move has spurred the following awkward conversation: "Excuse me, Chainsaw, before you violently rape me, would you mind taking a moment to slip on this prophylactic? It will protect both you and me from the HIV virus and we'll be able to lead long, healthy lives inside this correctional facility. And while we're on the subject, can we turn the lights off this time? It makes it easier for me to go to my happy place."
Predictions For 2007
Long Shots For 2007
Mike Wuebben has written several non-published works, including angry e-mails to former girlfriends and at least three book reports on the Judy Blume classic, "Tales of a Fourth-Grade Nothing." Prior to that, he couldn't read or write.
If you really want to talk, send Mike an e-mail. If it's urgent, buy an industrial-size spotlight with a W stencil and shine it into the night sky. Mike looks up regularly to check his messages.