Tasteful Souvenirs to Mark the Royal Newlyweds' SoCal Visit
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Step right up! Hurry, Hurry! Wils and Kare arrive in Southern California Friday: don't be caught without your Royal Souvenirs, including --but not limited to--Royal Pez Dispensers (above). Royal tea bags...

A Royal Toilet (or should we say 'Loo'?) Seat Cover...

And for those who can't get to the Loo in time (I think -- pray -- these are a joke)....

If you want to stay home, to watch the pageantry unfold on TV....

Or....

It's going to be a long couple of days.