Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 3-1-11

How To Get The Lonely Whale A Date
-Bill in New Hudson: Sing "Baby Got Humpback" at the karaoke bar.
-Jason: Some revisionist history regarding that whole Jonah incident in the Bible certainly could help
-Paul in Canton: A little less plankton, a little more Ab-Roller
-Brett in Farmington: Whatever you do, I'm sure the Texas Tech football players will date it.
-Stephen: Put Khloe Kardashian in a wetsuit and drop her in the ocean
-Bill in Napolean: Captain Ahab says he is willing to give up his Moby Dick
-Fred in Centerline: The whale needs to tell other whales, "These bumps aren't what you think! They're barnacles, I swear!"
-Ryon in Whitelake: Use the old standard, "So, come to this sandbar often?"
-Justin from Warren: Introduce the whale to the Bills' Wang
-Fred in Livonia: Introduce it to that guy from the Funky Bunch…Mark Whale-berg