Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 1-19-11

What to expect with Sal the cat on jury duty?
10. Cat on jury. Purrrrrrrrrrfect attendence
9. During a recess...they'll be taking a "cat nap"
8. Bob waterford the canary knows he is getting the death penalty
7. If you had twelve cats sitting you'd have a purr-jury.
6. Im fun...... He was very strict on cat burglars and people into kitty porn -fooch
5. What to expect: to avoid a trial the prosecutor and defendant will workout a flea deal. BP
4. What to expect: Roger Clemens defense will be that she was 98 in cat years. Brett in farmington
3. After being found guilty the cat tells the criminal..."don't worry you'll land on your feet, I always do!"
2. If the cat was nuetered it wont be a hung jury - tim at work
1. What to expect from the cat? His main concern will be if the perp tried to 'flea' the scene.