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This Week On myTV38: October 21-25

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 10/21 - 6:00pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
Alan and Jake help Charlie get rid of his ex-girlfriend who is passed out on his bed before Chelsea comes back from a funeral.

QUOTE
Alan: A movie would be fine.
Charlie: All right. A movie it is. What's out that's good?
Jake: There's a new pirate movie. It's rated "Arr!" [Alan and Charlie stare at him] You guys have no sense of humor.

 

 

Tuesday 10/22 - 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Masseuse"
Jerry gets mad when his girlfriend, a masseuse, won't give him a massage. Also, Elaine's new boyfriend shares his name with one of New York's most notorious serial killers.

QUOTE
Jerry: It's like going to Idaho and eating carrots. I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho... I want a potato.

 

 

Wednesday 10/23 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Werewolf Transformation"
Sheldon freaks out when he tries to get a haircut from his barber who is sick. Meanwhile, Howard reevaluates his trip to space.

QUOTE
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Trying to get the hair out of my eyes.
Leonard: Sheldon, you are one day late for your haircut.
Sheldon: Thank you for captioning my nightmare.

 

 

Thursday 10/24 - 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"The Possimpible"
Robin has to find a television job in seven days or else her work visa will be revoked, so Barney helps her make a video resume. Also, Ted, Marshall, and Lily decide to clean up their resumes.

QUOTE
Barney: All my life I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that. To the place where the possible and the impossible meet, to become... the possimpible.
Lily: [Sarcastic] The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision-Visitivity.

 

 

Friday 10/25 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Transformer Malfunction"
Penny buys Leonard and Sheldon Star Trek collectibles, but Sheldon accidentally breaks Leonard's Mr. Spock.

QUOTE
Mr. Spock: Well, I am unhappy.
Sheldon: I thought where you come from they don't have emotions.
Mr. Spock: I come from a factory in Taiwan.

 

 

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