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This Week On myTV38: August 26-30

This Week On myTV38
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!

 

Monday 8/26 - 5:30pm

How-I-Met-Your-Mother-LogoHow I Met Your Mother
"Miracles"
Ted finds himself reevaluating his entire life after an accident leads him to have a near-death experience, and Marshall believes Ted was saved by a miracle.

QUOTE
"God sent those lice to my head like he sent the locust to Egypt: to liberate me from corporate bondage. Miracle!" -Marshall

 

 

Tuesday 8/27 - 7:00pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
Sheldon participates in a trading-card contest to get even with his arch-rival; Wolowitz tries to convince Penny to introduce him to one of her friends.

QUOTE
"Did that guy [Sheldon] just say "Revenge is a dish best served cold" to me in Klingon?" -Wil Wheaton

 

 

Wednesday 8/28- 5:00pm

Seinfeld-LogoSeinfeld
"The Handicap Spot"
An angry mob trashes Frank's car when George parks it in a handicap spot; the gang splits the cost of a big screen TV for the Drake's wedding.

QUOTE
"She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being. Except for the walking." -Kramer

 

 

Thursday 8/29 - 6:30pm

Two-and-a-Half-Men-Logo-100x100Two and a Half Men
"A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
Alan is elated when Judith is to remarry, as it would signal the end of his alimony payments; Jake can't stand his future step-father, causing problems for all.

QUOTE
"A bribable child is a controllable child." -Alan

 

 

Friday 8/30 - 7:30pm

The-Big-Bang-Theory-LogoThe Big Bang Theory
"The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
Knowing how Sheldon acts when feeling under the weather, Leonard and the guys get away as soon as possible, leaving Penny to nurse him back to health.

QUOTE
"It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels." -Sheldon

 

 

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