By Chris Kral
Nick Saban and his no. 7 ranked Alabama steamrolled no. 21 ranked Texas A&M last night to the tune of 59-0.
To make matters worse - even their injured players were winning, but more specifically Kenyan Drake.
Although he's sidelined with a fractured leg for the season, that didn't stop Drake from making waves with what he packed into his injury scooter's basket.
You may be wondering what he packed. Well, it was a box of Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies. Because, why not?
Here's 6 reasons why Kenyan Drake was the real star of the Alabama-Texas A&M blowout:
1. Kenyan Drake is the recruiter you need.
2. Kenyan Drake is inspirational.
3. Kenyan Drake is a hero.
4. Kenyan Drake knows what you want.
5. Kenyan Drake knows how to live.
6. 'Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?'
It was Kenyan Drake.
BONUS: What are your thoughts, Kenyan?
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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