The MAXIM Hot 100: I'm calling B.S!

No way....this whole list is totally messed up.  And I am being polite.

Every year, Maxim creates a list of the 100 hottest women in the world, and usually they get it right.  But this year they have screwed the proverbial pooch as far as the #1 goes AND they have snubbed on of the most beautiful women in the world in the process.

Here's the list to check it out for yourself:

http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/90539/2010-hot-100.html

So let's start from the bottom:

First of all Christina Hendricks, the red-headed bombshell from "Mad Men" has been excluded.  Are they CRAZY?  She's EASILY top 25 in my book, but to make her not even top 100 is a crime.

Let's look at some other specifics-

#94 Kelly Ripa?  She's still a pretty lady no doubt, but her MILF days are LONG gone.

#93 Kara from American Idol- she should be booted based on her personality alone. 

#88 Danila Ruah from NCIS- 2 words:  Horse Face.

#87 Chelsea Handler- ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME!!

#81 NAvi Rawat- the numbers/ OC hottie was robbed.  SHe's top 25.

#79- The girl who played Charlotte on LOST- You know I love a good red-head BUT is it me or does she look like she's dead?  Like she could play a dead person with no make up.  I'm ok with her in the 100, but couldn't we swap he with some one else?

#73- Zooey Deshanel- LOVE her.  She should be higher, BUT how is she on the list but her argueably hotter sister BONES star Emily Deshanel NOT?  The Deshanel sisters should BOTH occupy slots somewhere in the mid-teens.

I could be here all day....

I'll skip ahead

#38 Angelina- Are we not over this yet?  She's hot.  I get it.  But it's time to let her slide down a few more notches.  Even Cal Ripken had to retire.

#33 January Jones- Love her.  I'm ok with her being at 33, but her placement deepens the Christina Hendricks mystery  since both women are on "Mad Men".  How did you jackasses watch that show and make JJ your pick? 

#32- how is Jessica Beil not higher than 32?  She's TOP 10.

#25- Danica- This is one of the few that's spot on- she is a solid 25.

#20- Olivia Wylde- Simply one of the finest women on the planet.  If you don't think she's top 3 at least, you need to get your eyes checked. 

# 18-19- Neither of these chicks should crack the top 75

# 16 Selita Someone- I don't know who the hell she is, but her face is a single bagger.

and now for the FELONY that is the top 10-

With the sole exception of #5 Megan Fox not a single one of these women belongs in the Top 10. 

and #1 Katy Perry?  She's hot no doubt and I realize the "Kissed a Girl" song got everyone in a tizzy, but she's no where NEAR # 1.  Top 20 MAYBE.

If I'm wrong, let me know, but I really don't think I am.