Jasmine's Bracketology Strategy: Hotness
Forget College Hoops Insiders, I have THE way to pick your NCAA Brackets! This is based on a highly scientific yet chauvinistic method that I've coined-- picking your winning schools based on how hot their chick alums are! So let's start with part one, as I make my highly liberal, progressive mother VERY proud. Make your picks based on who is hotter to you!
FIRST ROUND (March 19th/20th)
(16) North Carolina A&T vs. (16) Liberty
NCA&T-- Taraji P. Henson (actress)
Liberty-- Samantha Steele!!
(11) Saint Mary's vs. (11) Middle Tennessee
St. Mary's-- Tracee Talavera (retired artistic gymnast--keep in mind, she BENDS)
Middle Tennessee-- Amy Lee (Evanesence), Hillary Scott (Lady Antebellum), Ashley Eicher (Miss Tennessee 2004, and Lauren Grissom Miss Tennessee USA 2006)
(16) LIU Brooklyn vs (16) James Madison
LIUB-- Lynda Lopez (news anchor and sister of Jennifer Lopez)
James Madison-- Patricia Southall (Miss Virginia USA, first runner-up Miss USA and.. MARRIED TO EMMITT SMITH!!)
(13) La Salle vs. (13) Boise State
LaSalle-- Kate Hathaway (mother of Anne Hathaway-- if you like Anne, her mom is the next best thing, right?)
Boise State-- Tara Patrick (also known as Sadie Jordan, Brooke Thomas or Tera Hopkins--she's a porn star)
FOR SECOND ROUND: (March 21st/22nd)
MIDWEST
(1) Louisville vs. (16) NC AT&T/Liberty
Louisville-- Diane Sawyer (news anchor) and Nicole Sherzinger (Pussy Cat Dolls)
(8) Colorado State vs. (9) Missouri
Colorado State-- Becky Hammon (G, WNBA San Antonio Silver Stars) and Kim Lyons (trainer in "Biggest Loser")
Missouri-- Sheryl Crowe, Kate Capshaw (actress in Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom)
(5) Oklahoma State vs. (12) Oregon
OSU--Carrie Underwood, Michele Mary Smith (ESPN softball analyst)
Oregon-- Kaitlin Olson (the blond in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia") and Ann Curry (NBC anchor)
(4) Saint Louis vs. (13) New Mexico State
Saint Louis-- Jan Carla Garavaglia (Dr. G Medical Examiner on Discovery Health Channel)
New Mexico State-- Brittany Toll (Miss New Mexico 2011)
(6) Memphis vs. (11) Middle Tennessee/St. Mary's
Memphis-- Kellye Cash (Miss America 1987) and Ashley Durham (Miss USA 2011)
(3) Michigan State vs. (14) Valparaiso
Michigan State--Suzanne Sena (Brooke Alvarez on the Onion Network)
Valparaiso-- Ginger Zee (meteorologist GMA Weekends)
(7) Creighton vs. (10) Cincinnati
Creighton-- Colleen Williams (LA News Anchor)
Cincinnati-- Stephanie Heinrich (Playboy model)
(2) Duke vs. (15) Albany
Duke-- Kara DioGuardi (American Idol judge)
Albany-- Priya Anand (Indian film actress/model)
WEST
(1) Gonzaga vs. (16) Southern University
Gonzaga-- Courtney Vandersloot-- (Yes, this is the best they had...WNBA's Chicago Sky)
Southern University-- Terysa Singleton (Miss Black Louisiana 2006-2007) and Brittany Brown (Miss Black Louisiana 2009-2011)
(8) Pittsburgh vs. (9) Wichita State
Pittsburgh-- Nicole Johnson (Miss America 1999) and Jenna Morasca (actress/model/Survivor: Amazon winner)
Wichita State-- Clara Guerrero (Colombian Bowler)
(5) Wisconsin vs. (12) Ole Miss
Wisconsin-- Joan Cusack (actress)
Ole Miss-- Susan Akin Lynch (Miss America 1986)
(4) Kansas State vs. (13) Boise St./LaSalle
Kansas State-- Kirstie Alley (actress), Crystal Smith (Playboy centerfold)
(6) Arizona vs. (11) Belmont
Arizona-- Kourtney Kardashian, Nicole Richie, Kate Walsh (actress)
Belmont--Tucker Perry (Miss USA 2010) and Rachel Smith (Miss USA 2007)
(3) New Mexico vs. (14) Harvard
New Mexico-- Kelli Cornell (goalie for the Lobos Soccer Team)
Harvard-- Tatyana Ali (youngest sister on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) and Natalie Portman
(7) Notre Dame vs. (10) Iowa State
ND-- Hannah Storm (ESPN anchor)
Iowa State-- Mallory Snyder (SI swimsuit model/MTV's Real World)
(2) Ohio State vs. (15) Iona
Ohio State-- Patricia Heaton (mom from "Everybody Loves Raymond")
Iona-- Terry Finn (actress)
Don't fret...Part II, to come tomorrow, has a better looking pool....
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