A Rare Medium Well Done: 7.12.12
Editor's note: Greggo doesn't want us to edit this. So we won't.
with apologies to sam malone...well i guess load up the wagons and take the family home..the arlington 9 are screwed again..pro hardball's showcase event is decided by a meaningless july exhibition game..the senior circuit win the all-star game..now they have home turf advantage..no big deal ya say?..21 of past 26 world series winners go to home team..a little math..the rangers can win 110 games..and some hot number 5 seeded nl team with 87 wins will play in own real estate...and mlb ponders why they're light years behind king nfl...counting down days till the padded-up cowboy gladiators hit oxnard..owner jones still thinks his offensive line is fixed..let me give some early grades...
Left tackle........b+...tyron will make mark left guard..........d....somebody else's cast away center...............f....a complete disaster right guard.......f...mediocre back-up at best right tackle.......c-....another jerry offensive line blunder .....but at least we have a $8.8 million dollar pass rusher that cant pass rush..if im romo..I start practicing retreat maneuvers immediately...saw a new jet ski the other day..200 hp..something needs to be done..those things are capable of hitting 80mph..I put the body count on deaths at texas lakes due to jet ski wrecks at 50..ill take the over...suddenly dirk is the last man in the mavs musical chairs..he got a title..he got a ring..now all he has is a lot of promises..maybes and 2nd round picks..time to ring the bomb squad..blow this sucker to smithereens..I know dirk has full no trade..but I bet a doughnut to a dollar he'd wave that sucker to get outta dodge..but at least markymark got shark tank recorded..that reality nonsense took front stage to the first day of free agent signings..ask yourself this...would the cuban of 3 years ago have made that call?...hell heck no..his mavs toy is about to test his business sanity..he is first and foremost a captain of industry..and those dudes don't like to lose $10+mill a year..i don't think he's all in..i think he'll sell..he bought too high..now he can unload this franchise for a hefty profit..remember..businessman!!..right now it's mffl..but soon it'll be mffn"mavs fan for now"...TRIVIA TIME...there is only one nfl team the cowboys have never beaten..name em...speaking of football..i recently saw a cowboys player in a jewelry store..over heard him say that "my earrings need to be at least 5 carats"...the counter clerk showed him a set..and he quickly shot back.."no..5 carats each"..10 carats of diamonds in the flappers..mind boggling...don't look now..but the angels are at the rangers heels..now the socal team is in the bidding for a front line starter..grienke..hamels are the top prizes..big boy baseball time..might have to overpay on a defensive/trade-blocking deal...teachers..cops..and fireman all need an immediate raise..im thinking triple the salary would work...more evidence the nfl gets it..they REQUIRED all 253 drafted rookies to tour the hall of fame in canton..want them to understand the history of the sport that so generously pays them...locked and loaded lyrics to chew on..."waiting on a sunday afternoon..for what I read behind the lines..your lies feelin like a hand in rusted shame..so do you laugh at those who cry..rely"..( one of my fav songs of all time!)...the mavs signed darren collison..why not..he's cheap..thats the only prerequisite for mavs employment now...I don't care how hot it ever gets..it'll never be hotter than the summer of '80...let me break my arm patting myself on the back..for the first time since 1990..i joined a fantasy league..I hooked up with some of the major players at texas motor speedway in a fun nascar competition..in other words..these guys know their stuff..yep..ive already got 3 wins..tied for the lead..ace executive kenton nelson is beside himself..a pure novice leading his game?..I'm laughing my ass off..the only question..is tms admiral eddie gossage feeding me inside info..we'll never tell..TRIVIA ANSWER..the cowboys have never bested the balt ravens..0-3..do we need to rewrite edgar alan poe?.."quoth the raven never ever?!!...saw where johnny depp split with live-in-lover/wife..somehow I don't think he'll have much of a problem of getting a date...thanks to all the fanfans with the nice notes you sent me while i was in sick-bay...remember...email me anytime...greggotcu@aol.com...I read all..and answer all...have a good weekend and don't get aids...
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