A Rare Medium Well Done: 6.15.12
Editor's note: Greggo doesn't want us to edit this. So we won't.
with apologies to cosmo kramer...looks like the world doping agency is hot on the steroid trail to bust lance armstrong..this dude has passed over 500 pee cup tests..never once provided a dirty screening..witch hunt?..the cowardly french seeking revenge cuz he dominated their little bicycle race?..you'd think 500 clean urine samples would be enough...mike jenkins needs to buy a freaking clue..no show for "volunteer" workouts with teammates..doing rehab in florida..not with cowboy docs and trainers..oh sure..he shows up when a fine is on the line..now he's pouting like a little whiney-ass child..feelings are hurt..panties in a wad..hey mikey..what say you gut it up and play your rear end off and "force" coaches to keep you on field..then cash in on free agent bonanza..or act like a tiddy-baby and never see the cowboy gridiron...I can do without a restaurant that serves paper napkins...ya know..im beginning to feel sorry for jose canseco and his giant steroid injected blown up body..he's gone from pathetic to pitiful and now just plain sad...more evidence on the wussification of football..pop warner youth leagues to greatly reduce contact from practice..we're not for from strapping on the flags..and wearing them over the skirts...so this tech dot com billionaire just bought the nba grizzlies..he's 34..34!..at 34 my most proud accomplishment was having all three godfather movies on vhs...TRIVIA TIME...in the rangers 40 year history..only three players have sported surnames that begin with the letter "u"..name em (answer later)...the new dallas tv show premiered..looks good..but where is lucy?..she used to make my pants go crazy back in the day..even cowboys range boss jerry jones makes a cameo...if you've never read a dan jenkins (proud TCU alum) novel..well..you're just stupid...I still say that the new set of guards that jerry bought on the free agent market..they are mediocre back-ups at best..gonna be ugly...the linksters are in nocal for the us open..I'll be rooting for the water..bunkers..rough..wind..and 4 putts..I love watching those cry baby golfers struggle...now the indy car people want to book another race at texas motor speedway..I think those dudes might have worn out their texas welcome..all they did was piss and moan when they were here..now they want a bail out cuz china 86ed a race..I'm betting large they don't get their date..track superstar prez eddie gossage wants a committment for the 2013 race..i think mighty eddie has had enough of their act...who would you take in a foot race..daniel boone or fellow vol davy crockett...don't look now..but our dallas pokes are in the longest super bowl drought in team history..put it this way..fans that are legal to drink(21) don't remember the boys hoisting the lombardi..and the streak will continue..no way they win it this go around either...when you get right down to it..rolex watches aren't worth the dough they cost...locked and loaded lyrics to chew on.."I saw cotten and I saw black..tall white mansions and little shacks..southern man when will you pay them back"...sir paul mccartney will be playing music during olympics..like i wasn't gonna watch anyway...what's the point in living to be 100 if you don't get to eat cheeseburgers or a pizza...nothing good happens after 2am..or after a night of tequila shots...3 former rangers rocked last names beginning with letter "u"..jim umbarger..ugeuth urbina..and koi uehara...I'm actually interested in nba finals..as long as it doesn't interfere with baseball and deadliest catch...until I can bring myself to waste your time with another blog..let's fire up the evinrude and cruise home...
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