A Rare Medium Well Done: 6.12.12
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with apologies to buddy sorrell...the only smudge on the arlington nine is injuries..feliz and holland on dl..ogando has bum groin..and ham-fighter darvish pushed back..headaches a plenty for jd and nolan...speaking of the ballpark boys..josh ham made the cover of sports illustrated..not much new data in article..but it does seem like he and his bride katie are gonna take the highest bid in free agent auction..he says he wants to save the world..and the more dough he makes..the more he can give..claims God talks to him on regular basis..it always seems fishy to me when people talk God and collection plate in the same sentence...watched the worst sports bunko heist I've ever seen..some cat named tim bradley gets decision over manny pacman..some boxing graybeards say it's worst larceny since the long count of tunney/dempsey..I didn't see that one..but I did fork over 65 bucks to see the pugilist abortion..not sure boxing can survive this..they're already getting ass kicked by ufc..it's time they clean up sport..a new commish with broad powers is my suggestion...who was the first guy to actually watch paint dry to determine the boredom factor...not too long till pokes open up camp in socal..do you know they are in the longest super bowl drought in team history..yeppers...even winning sb 6 was quicker..kids that are legal to drink(21) don't remember a cowboys super bowl victory..but at least we have $75 parking...you want bang for your sports buck. texas motor speedway..no one puts on a better show..and no one takes care of their fans more..major domo eddie gossage makes sure his patrons are happy..no charge for parking..and bring your own beer..by my remedial math..they are leaving about $5 million per event on the floor..boss eddie claims its never been a consideration..he wants fans happy..hey jerry and mark...are you listenin?.TRIVIA TIME...the rangers have had 4 pinch hit grand slams in history..who hit em??(answer in a few)..nba cagers have reached the final 2..it's okc's big 3 versus south beach's big 3..give me the young thunder lads..lebron's jewelryless days continue...i can't make this stuff up...nfl brass implemented a program in 2005 that allowed any player who was too sloshed to drive to call and get free lift home..no matter what time or where..players union took it over in 09..claimed owners were using it as an espionage source to secretly spy on players..you guessed it..union trashed the system..bring on the dui's...helen of troy..joan of arc or cleopatra of the nile..no joke..just love typing those names...I see where political wise-ass bill mahr bought part of the mets..expect that team to become very left-handed...I love gun shows..but I can do without all the nazi gear for sale...locked and loaded lyrics to chew on..."it's didn't take too much money, man, but it sure was nice..you could dance all night if you felt alright..drinking whiskey and throwing dice"....had no idea that last weeks apology target frank cady (sam drucker) was still kicking...not anymore..dead at 96...I love the fable of the longhorn network..no major carrier is importing their product..so big chief ad deloss dodds resorts to extortion..says 3 games might end up on burnt orange exclusive club network..and if alums can't get it..well then..call your carrier and demand it..nothing like a little austin blackmail...don't look now..but the errors and miscues are stacking up for the rangers..might be time for warsh to flip over a buffet table...I may be 52..but count on seeing me at the kiss/motley crüe sing along this summer...TRIVIA ANSWER..mike stanley('87)..pete obrien('88)..rusty greer('95) and hank blalock('04) all swated pinch hit grand salamis for the rangers..interesting note you don't care about..I was there for three...load up the wagons..and let's go home..happy trails till friday.....
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