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A Rare Medium Well Done: 5.31.12

Editor's note: Greggo doesn't want us to edit this.  So we won't.

with apologies to larry tate...so my lap-band buddy rob ryan says brandon carr is even better than advertised..seriously?..how can you determine that while in skivvies and t-shirts?..let's see what he's got when they put the pads on..or do they even use pads anymore in the nfl practice world...watched hatfields and mccoys on history channel..very nice..terrific actually..and as a wardrobe stickler of that era..they got it right..very authentic..also..k costner is best in period films...when did it become so damned expensive to get something framed...I still believe our arlington 9 are the best team in majors..but..BUT..14-14 in may won't cut it..don't even get me started on holland..it's ok to be a nut..but a nut that doesn't produce is sterile with no plausible deniability...I don't get this lady gaga chick..but I do know she's a slice out of the slut pie..seems to know her way around sexual currency...TRIVIA TIME...back in 1996..the rangers beat the orioles 26-7..and mindless as it seems..a pitcher was awarded a save..who was that pitcher? (answer later in blog)...let the recruitment of d-will begin..can cubes bring the colony's point man home?..or does he say screw it all..and exit the nba cager biz and cash out..don't laugh..you read it here first...I can't wait for watermelon season...it's about time we start gazing toward the all-star game..the way I see it..red-shoes rangers might have 5 starters..j-ham and kinsler are a cinch..beltrae and elvis are piling on stats..and don't you know mlb and fox are licking chops at thought of yu and the gigantic asian fandom he will tote along...most underrated car of all time..the buick rivera..any year you choose...just read where the chicago bears hired only their 5th gm in history of midway monster football..got me to thinking..the dallas pokes have only had 2..some will argue they've only had one...locked and loaded lyrics to hum.."been up and down since I was 17..well i've been on top, and then it seems I lost my dream"..chew on that...counting the days till olympics begin..i love the games..whether it be summer or winter..now all the sudden nba big shot davey stern wants to rethink use of his pro players..says it needs to be a 23 and under league..I don't care either way..I just want gold every olympiad..no excuses..I don't ever want our american lads standing on bronze level as they crown foreigners..the world can have soccer..usa owns roundball...the best invention ever..a/c..how did mankind become mankind without it...TRIVA ANSWER..on april 19,1996..ed vosberg got the save in a rangers 26-7 stomping of balt...is it ok to use a garden variety backscratcher on your balls..just wondering...in the meantime..light the sea lamp and let's go waterboarding...

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