You Can Now Exact Revenge On Your Enemies By Sending Glitter To Them

A wise man once said glitter is the herpes of craft supplies, and as anyone with who has ever seen or been remotely nearby glitter can tell you, he's absolutely right. Glitter is the worst.

But, what if you could use glitter to your advantage? What if you could get retribution on people with that weapon of mass infection while still remaining within the pesky confines of the law?

Well, you can. You can now Send Your Enemies Glitter.

"What we hate," the website reads, "are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes." So, to exact their revenge against these succubus, the cosa nostra glitterati vows to send envelopes chock full of glittery mayhem to a recipient/adversary/frenemy of your choosing.

"We'll vomit up a ton of glitter & put it in an envelope with your recipients address on the front of it," they say. "We'll also include a note telling them how awful they are which will be folded within."

Yep, so for about $8.15 American dollars, you can cause damage anonymously, legally against your worst enemies.

So what are you waiting for?
 

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