The Don Geronimo Show - May 22, 2012
Today, our good buddy and loyal listener, Blind Neal, comes in the studio to spend the entire morning with us. Don starts by having Neal tell us how he went blind when he was just 10 years old, and how he's had to deal with it over the past 30 years. Don then asks him when the last time he got laid was, and throws around the idea of sending him out to the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Reno, like Don did with Dennis Murphy. Neal then shows us his empty eye sockets, which freaks everyone out, and Joe and Don take pictures. Neal also shows us his prosthetic eyes that he keeps in a Tupperware container full of water.
After a little "Dirty Jay" with Helen Keller jokes, Neal tells us how he's able to do things such as use Twitter and send text messages, and then Don tells us about the post-show conversation with Billy from promotions, and the "herpes" he has on his lip. The guys then ask Neal what he uses for stimulation when he pleasures himself, since he can't look at porn. Neal tells us about some porn websites that are supposed to cater to blind people, but all the guys agree that they are ridiculously lame. Don also tells us that DC Comics is planning on doing a gay version of an existing super hero, and the guys speculate on who it could possibly be, before playing another round of the Sound Effects Memory Game.
Dennis Hof from the Bunny Ranch then calls in to invite Neal out, and tells him he will get the same great treatment they gave Dennis Murphy. We then hear a youtube re creation of the alleged John Travolta massage, and Neal tells us about the game "Beepball," for blind people. The guys then talk about what sports they would like to see in the Blind Olympics.
It's then time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, a remake of the famous game show "Hollywood Squares," entitled "Hip Hop Squares," "Dog The Bounty Hunter" is getting cancelled, the Maxim "Top 100 Hottest Women," and the "50 Most Powerful People in Reality TV." And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
