The Don Geronimo Show - May 14, 2012
Don begins the day with the Friday's post-show shenanigans, that included a TIME Magazine breastfeeding cover recreation involving two employees at the station, and a courtesy flush that didn't happen, that Little Joe took pictures of. Don then tells us about his Saturday night at Johnny Garlic's, in which Janet drank a 60 oz cocktail, sang Devo on the way home, and saw some very outgoing teenagers on their way to prom. Don then tells us about his visit to Costco on Sunday, before the guys discuss what they did on Mothers Day for the important moms in their lives.
After talking about homeless Ted Williams (the guy with the "golden voice") doing outgoing voice messages to make cash, we get visit from Debbie Gibson, former teen sensation and member of this season's "Celebrity Apprentice." Don then show us a video of a Brazilian woman breastfeeding a monkey, which gets the guys on an internet search for other women breastfeeding animals clips. Don also pulls out a video from the BBC of an 8 year old who still breastfeeds.
After Don tells us which TV programs are getting cancelled, and what new programs will be airing this fall, We hear a David Caruso mash up from episodes of CSI Miami, Billy Crystal getting snippy with paparazzi, a high schooler in Connecticut setting off the fire alarms with too much Axe body spray, and a Lincoln, Nebraska woman's ridiculous homophobe comments at the city council meeting. It's then time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, Phantom tells us that "The Avengers" raked in $103 million in its second week, Queen's performance in London tonight will have a special "Freddie Mercury surprise," Britney will be a judge on the next season of "X Factor," and President Obama earned between $12-15 million at his fundraiser dinner over the weekend. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
