The Don Geronimo Show - December 13, 2011
Don begins the day by telling us that Noodles just tweeted that he was going to be on Good Day Sacramento this morning. Apparently, Mark S. Allen contacted Noodles about doing a stunt on the show with a real stunt man. Don tells Little Joe to call Mark to find out why he's snaking our guys. Don then tells us how moved he was by all the gifts Janet got for their "Salvation Army Family" that they're helping out this year. Don tells us how looking at all these gifts really put things in perspective for him, and how lucky he feels to be able to help out these people. He also emphasizes how important it is to help out those less fortunate, especially during the holiday season. Don then tells us about his embarrassing meeting with G.M. Steve, in which Steve pointed out the booger hanging out of Don's nose. Don then calls Mark S. Allen, who tells Don he had had a few drinks the night he invited Noodles to be on his show.
In light of the "100 Hottest Women of All Time" list in Men's Health that Don read yesterday, Don and the guys created their own top 10 lists of their hottest women and read them aloud. Don then calls in Craig to do another round of 8-bit karaoke. Today, some of the songs Craig sings are "Highway To Hell" by AC/DC, "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent, and "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson.
It's then time for the "Hobo Challenge." Don sends out Slow Joe, dressed as a hobo, to stand on the corner of Greenback and Garfield, and see how much money he can get from passersby. While Slow Joe is out, Don tells us about a high school girls basketball team that got suspended for chanting a racial slur before their games, and that leads the guys into a discussion on who are the hottest African-American women of all time. Slow Joe then calls in to talk to the guys about how things are going on the street. He tells us that while he hasn't made much cash, he has been given cheese and crackers, and food coupons.
The guys then stop everything because Noodles is on the TV. He's been training with a stunt man to drive Mark S. Allen's car and do high-speed 180's like they do in the movies. The guys all agree that it would be funny if Noodles drives Mark's car off the road and into the nearby pond. Don then calls in Craig to do some more singing. This time, Craig sings the guys' hottest women lists, then NFL teams, then STD's, then dirty sex terminologies, all to the tune of "Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
It's then time for the "Phantom News Hour." Among the stories today: Sandusky waives his hearing, and will go straight to trial, an Occupy Seattle skirmish, and the discovery of a new species: the "Elvis Monkey," in Southeast Asia. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
