The Don Geronimo Show - December 12, 2011
Today on The Don Geronimo Show, we get to see the book that Janet got Don at the Dollar Store: "Farts Around The World." In this book, there are buttons that activate different farts sounds from different countries. Don decides to play a game with the guys, in which they have to guess what country the fart he plays comes from. We then hear about Don and Janet taking their dog Oscar to visit Santa Claus over the weekend, and apparently the lady who was dressed as Santa was also enjoying a few glasses of wine during their visit. We also get an update on Billy from promotions, and his email exchanges with the girl in France. Billy told the girl he was a porn director, currently in the middle of making a "Harry Potter" skin flick, and even sent her a picture of Noodles, telling her it was him.
Good Day Sacramento stops by this morning, and Don brings Noodles into the studio to get on camera, and hook him up with a date, since Noodles just recently broke up with his girlfriend. The guys also talk about Lindsay Lohan's Playboy pics leaking on the internet, and the amount of airbrushing that was done to them. After Don reads a few emails that came in from girls who want to meet Noodles, comedian and master impressionist Frank Caliendo stops by again. Today, Frank talks about his appearance on The NFL on FOX yesterday, his Jim Rome impression, how easier it is to pull off impressions now that he's lost weight, and possibly doing a live show in Sacramento this spring!
Don then reads a list from Men's Health on the "100 Hottest Women of All Time." The guys, who aren't too happy with the order, or the amount of beautiful women who were snubbed, decide to create their own top 10 lists, to be presented tomorrow. Men's Health also has a list of the "100 Hottest Women of 2011" that Don reads, before calling in Craig to sing a little 8-bit karaoke. Today, the songs that Slow Joe has compiled include Dire Straits' Sultans of Swing, Foo Fighters'
Everlong, and Uh Huh's Take On Me. After the music, Don talks about a Jerry Lewis movie from 1972 entitled The Day The Clown Cried, in which Jerry Lewis plays a Nazi clown.
It's then time for the "Phantom News Hour." Today, an update on the Sandusky scandal, Mitt Romney bets Rick Perry $10k during the Iowa debate, FedEx expecting to receive 17 million packages today, and a Dutch architect creaed a structure that looks like the explosion of the Twin Towers. And of course, Don wraps everything up with a caller 100!
