Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries wed: tweets on why we shouldn't care

"As the longest dictatorship in the world falls, the top trending topic in the US is Kim Kardashian. #USA #Libya" -BorowitzReport

Oh, America

"The booming voice of James Earl Jones announcing 'This is CNN' followed by coverage of Kim Kardashian's wedding is America in decline." -SethMacFarlane

Oh snap!

"Maybe more people would watch the NBA if basketball games were replaced by Kardashian weddings." -someecards

Taylor, is that you?

"I sure hope Kim Kardashian and her new husband (Giant Taylor Lautner) get picked up for a second season." -JennyJohnsonHi5

True?

"Kim Kardashian has to be upset that Libya is stealing her wedding day thunder." -huntingyeti21

Just not right

"There's something wrong with our country when Kim Kardashian's wedding is considered just as breaking news as Libya. #embarrassing" -PR_Gal

Kim, thoughts?

"I'm happy for her on her big day, but I'm sad that the timing of Kim Kardashian's wedding will probably deprive us of her thoughts on Libya." -david_j_roth

So upset

"In Beverly Hills for a meeting, and there is a traffic jam caused by Kim Kardashian, dunno why, but that really really upsets me. #getatalent" -donaldschultz