X-SciTech Funny "Jersey Shore" tweets in time for premiere By Ysolt Usigan August 4, 2011 / 5:47 PM EDT / CBS News Twitter "In honor of #jerzday, I'm getting a spray tan, throwing punches, then sloshing my tongue in the mouth of the grossest guy I can find." -gibblertron Like a Rebecca Black song Twitter "Yesterday was wednesday (wednesday) today it is #jerzday. (#jerzday) we we we sooo excited we gonna have a ball today" -_iamGLAMOROUS Professor Snape says... Twitter "Every time you watch Jersey Shore, a book commits suicide. #jerzday" -_Snape_ If "Jersey Day" was "Star Wars" themed Twitter "#jerzday is the day Ewoks and Wookies meet to find their own language that finally nobody is able to deciper, NOBODY... #starwars" -DepressedLeia Lasagna, anyone? Twitter "What I'm about to admit is embarrassing, but I'm totally throwing a #jerzday party tonight. People are bringing lasagna." -jsscpace Shark Week + Jersey Shore = fun times? Twitter "So, Jersey Shore starts back tonight. Any chance those #sharkweek sharks can make their way up the Atlantic coast? Thanks. #jerzday" -scottsands Best. Quote. Ever. Twitter "Cabs are here!! #jerzday" -EliHernandez33 Got plans? Twitter "schedule cleared...dates cancelled...snacks bought...got the homies over..the time has finnaly come, Season 4.. Happy #jerzday!" -swaggmoses Pauly D and gelato Twitter "Pauly D thinks gelato is something you put in your hair. #jerzday" -MattBesser Can you feel the beat? Twitter "if everyday was a #jerzday my theme song to my life would be techno" -Honey_Lewis Lovely in leopard Twitter "is wearing leopard tonight to celebrate #jerzday too much? #ididntthinkso" -ABreeC Ysolt Usigan Ysolt Usigan is the editor of lifestyle and technology for women at CBSNews.com