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Funny "Jersey Shore" tweets in time for premiere

By Ysolt Usigan

August 4, 2011 / 5:47 PM EDT / CBS News

It's T-shirt time! Funny "Jersey Shore" tweets — Twitter

"In honor of #jerzday, I'm getting a spray tan, throwing punches, then sloshing my tongue in the mouth of the grossest guy I can find." -gibblertron

Like a Rebecca Black song

"Yesterday was wednesday (wednesday) today it is #jerzday. (#jerzday) we we we sooo excited we gonna have a ball today" -_iamGLAMOROUS

Professor Snape says...

"Every time you watch Jersey Shore, a book commits suicide. #jerzday" -_Snape_

If "Jersey Day" was "Star Wars" themed

"#jerzday is the day Ewoks and Wookies meet to find their own language that finally nobody is able to deciper, NOBODY... #starwars" -DepressedLeia

Lasagna, anyone?

"What I'm about to admit is embarrassing, but I'm totally throwing a #jerzday party tonight. People are bringing lasagna." -jsscpace

Shark Week + Jersey Shore = fun times?

"So, Jersey Shore starts back tonight. Any chance those #sharkweek sharks can make their way up the Atlantic coast? Thanks. #jerzday" -scottsands

Best. Quote. Ever.

"Cabs are here!! #jerzday" -EliHernandez33

Got plans?

"schedule cleared...dates cancelled...snacks bought...got the homies over..the time has finnaly come, Season 4.. Happy #jerzday!" -swaggmoses

Pauly D and gelato

"Pauly D thinks gelato is something you put in your hair. #jerzday" -MattBesser

Can you feel the beat?

"if everyday was a #jerzday my theme song to my life would be techno" -Honey_Lewis

Lovely in leopard

"is wearing leopard tonight to celebrate #jerzday too much? #ididntthinkso" -ABreeC