Best fake Heello tweets - we mean "pings"
Steve Wozniak
"@MarkZuckerberg Get off your own *****. I ran the world before you were a **** ****. The company I started? Most valuable in the world." -Fake Steve Wozniak, co-founder of AppleOsama Bin Laden
"In Syria the people riot for freedom. In England they do it for 42 inch LCD's." -Fake Osama Bin LadenWikileaks
"I hear you, but I'm really not listening." -Fake Wikileaks
CNN Breaking News
"BREAKING: JACK DORSEY RUMORED TO BE JOINING HEELLO AS HEAD OF PRODUCT/LEAD BICYCLE MESSENGER. #300PERCENTTIME" -Fake CNN Breaking News
CNET
"Ping me your opinions, I will RT ...ops I mean I will echo!" -Fake CNETAOL
"@Arrington!! You're fired!" -Fake AOL to Fake TechCrunch founder Micheal Arrington
Color
"COLOR APP WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS GRAYSCALE. SPREAD THE WORD." -Fake ColorMySpace
"please.. please someone add me... hello?? hello?? Is there anyone there? I'll be your friend! SRSLY!" -Fake MySpaceGoogle+
"Heya @MySpace... need a buddy?" -Fake Google+