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Best fake Heello tweets - we mean "pings"

By Chenda Ngak

August 12, 2011 / 11:45 AM EDT / CBS News

"Sometimes I wonder if this is all a dream. And then I count my money, watch the movie made about me, and remember that I run the world." -Fake Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook

Steve Wozniak

"@MarkZuckerberg Get off your own *****. I ran the world before you were a **** ****. The company I started? Most valuable in the world." -Fake Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple

Osama Bin Laden

"In Syria the people riot for freedom. In England they do it for 42 inch LCD's." -Fake Osama Bin Laden

Wikileaks

"I hear you, but I'm really not listening." -Fake Wikileaks

CNN Breaking News

"BREAKING: JACK DORSEY RUMORED TO BE JOINING HEELLO AS HEAD OF PRODUCT/LEAD BICYCLE MESSENGER. #300PERCENTTIME" -Fake CNN Breaking News

CNET

"Ping me your opinions, I will RT ...ops I mean I will echo!" -Fake CNET

AOL

"@Arrington!! You're fired!" -Fake AOL to Fake TechCrunch founder Micheal Arrington

Color

"COLOR APP WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS GRAYSCALE. SPREAD THE WORD." -Fake Color

MySpace

"please.. please someone add me... hello?? hello?? Is there anyone there? I'll be your friend! SRSLY!" -Fake MySpace

Google+

"Heya @MySpace... need a buddy?" -Fake Google+

Pownce

"I was a microblogging service, but it was before it went mainstream. You probably never heard of it." -Fake Pownce, the now-defunct hipster microblogging service