Winning - a song by Charlie Sheen: Two weeks of crazy rants in just two minutes

(CBS) Tiger blood, Adonis DNA, bi-winning. Apparently Charlie Sheen can spit metaphorical fire as easily as he can bang 7-gram rocks of crack cocaine (he said that too).

But for mere mortals, keeping track of the "Two and a Half Men" star's witticisms isn't easy.

So the guys at Songify This have melted it all down into a hilarious 2-minute song that is surely safer than taking the drug called Charlie Sheen. PS: Charlie says that drug will melt your face, so don't take it.

Songify This, by the way, is the work of the Gregory Brothers, the same melodic masters that brought us the "Bed Intruder Song."