The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency
Janice starts off with a flurry this week by scaring the crap out of her "old" models, and by old I mean about 18-years-old, by introducing them half-naked to the "new" skinnier models.
Janice picked a bunch of new girls and guys for the agency last week and now it is time to introduce everyone. To be honest, I agree with Janice — her new female models walk better, look better and are skinnier.
Janice has a welcome party with massages and spray tan — yippee! Basically the first 15 minutes of the show was all the girls being told they are to fat (like she told Tracy) or being told that they need to step it up. Remind me to never eat again during this show.
Tamika was giving Janice some attitude during the welcome party, so Janice asks to speak to her one on one and that's when it got good.
Tamika was one of the original models and is not pregnant, but Janice insists that she has been making excuses during her time at the agency — either it was bad hair, braces, etc. Tamika now has had it with Janice and her attitude towards the models, so she quits. But she was probably going to get fired anyway.
Cody, the old booker from last season, makes an appearance but only to ask for money he thinks he is owed for not working — um, yeah, that's going to happen with boss lady Janice. Moving on.
In some good news, Stina (my fave) and Crystal go to look for the new bridal magazine that they are in. Very exciting, but Crystal, who is very hard on herself, hates her new pictures and instantly burst into tears. She takes a meeting with Janice, who reassures her that her pictures are wonderful. Hopefully her self-esteem starts to go up because I think she is a great model.
Janice puts the men to the uncomfortable grind like the women but making her trainer give them the works during an intense session. It seems like the new guys and the old guys are going to butt heads for the rest of the season — or at least I hope so. In good news, both the old and new male models got to attend a KISS FM party displaying handbags for women to look at, if they can pay attention considering all the male models had their shirts off!
My favorite part of the show was the storyline surrounding fellow survivor alum JP. Instinct magazine wants JP to be on the cover of their magazine but they only feature openly gay men and Janice isn't sure if JP is gay or not. So what does Janice do? Ask, of course — it's Janice and that's why we love her!
Janice delicately asks him about the cover and how they only book openly gay men and he starts to stutter and looks a little uncomfortable. Then the show ends. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
We have to wait until next week to see what happens. But I will say this I have met JP and he is a wonderful person and a very sweet and caring guy, so I support him and any decision he makes no matter what. And I'm sure the rest of the world will feel the same. Go JP!