The Federal Browser of Investigation

Hello, tech support.

Hi, I was using your Internet service and I'm afraid I may have gotten into some trouble.

What kind of problem?

Is it illegal to print out some web pages?

No, it shouldn't be. Not unless you were going to claim what you were printing was your own. There are copyrights and things.

Well, it must be something like that. When I was printing, I got a message saying it was illegal. So I shut the computer down.

Was the message about an illegal operation or instruction?

Yes, but I didn't mean it.