The case of the prosthetic penis, aka the Whizzinator

(CBS) ST. LOUIS - A Missouri man has been arrested and accused of...wait for it...using a prosthetic penis to foil a drug test.

Feel free to read that line again.

Authorities say Sydney Levin was giving a urine sample last week as part of his probation, when police noticed him using the prosthetic device known as a Whizzinator.

The product is advertised as a "discreet" device that includes synthetic "medical grade urine."

According to CBS St. Louis, Levin, who's 34, is charged with...wait for it again...possessing a forging instrument.

Isn't the law a beautiful thing?

According to Wikipedia, the device received media coverage in 2005 when former Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was caught with one at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, which resulted in his suspension. Congress, in fact, held hearings on the Whizzinator around the same time, says Wikipedia.

For his alleged Whizzinator ways, Levin was held at the St. Charles County Jail, but was released after posting a $25,000 bond.

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