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Over the weekend, my daughters and I caucused and debated and finally decided there was only one way to settle it. We put names in a hat.
The finalists were Alice...Maddie...Skoshee (that was my choice!)...and Cecilia.
And the winner is...
I know. I'm not crazy about it, either.
But it's settled. She's Cecilia. And now we can all get on with our lives.
But this does give us an opportunity to sing: "Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees...I'm begging you please use your pad..."