Sptizer.

SPITZER....CNN says Eliot Spitzer is about to announce his resignation. At last, our long national nightmare is over. I can't believe we've had to endure this for nearly 48 hours.

UPDATE 11:45 AM: He's already started atoning in the past two days....he's really, really sorry....the people's work is too important to be trifled with....he's resigning as of Monday.

So that's that. Eliot Spitzer's public career is over. Next question: which high profile law firm will hire him at an exorbitant salary in a few months after the outrage has died down?