Someone In The Senate Reeeealllllly Wants His Pen Back

Only back one day and things have already gone wrong in the U.S. Senate. For one thing, a staffer in Sen. Amy Klobuchar's office lost his beloved Mont Blanc pen, according to an e-mail distributed Senate-wide this morning. (For those of you who don't know--and we're assuming you do--MBs are in the several hundred dollar range.)  

Here's the e-mail, sent out by Megan Colon, office manager for Klobuchar (D-MN):

Subject: Mont Blanc Pen of sentimental value

Hello all,

One of my staffers lost a Mont Blanc pen yesterday in the Chef. It is a black pen with gold trim. He is willing to give a finder's fee for the pen as it is of great sentimental value to him. Please e-mail me back if any of your staffers happen to find it.

Thank you very much,

Megan