Nudist female coders wanted: What do the men look like?

(CBS) - Are you hunting for work and tired of clothes? Nude-House.com (partially NSFW) is hiring. 

The company sells Web site software and they need female coders to work in their U.K. office in their birthday suits. As if we weren't already struggling with our insecurities in gym changing areas, spas and bright fitting rooms, the idea of being naked at work only scares the crap out of us.

The ad reads like so: "We need a number of nude web coders to work on preliminary web pages for customers using the toolkit of facilities we provide them. The work is totally dependant [sic] on the customers having a need but you never meet the customers and they will not know you are nude. We will pay you £1,500 each month for 5 full days per week. You should be a practising nudist."

The company says working there will be "pleasurable and fun." Hmmm. Interesting. If we were to interview -- and this is not to say we'd ever entertain this opportunity but just out of curiosity -- here's what we'd ask the hiring manager:

- Is this a new position? (Translation: Did the girl before me get scared away?)

- What's a typical day like? (Translation: Are people getting it on?)

- What's the company culture like? (Translation: Who works here? Freaks?)

- Is there room for growth? (Translation: What do the men look like and are employees allowed to date?)

- Are you flexible? (Translation: Can I wear clothes when I'm feeling a little bloated?)

If we have offended you and you're a nudist coder who's interested in this position, you can visit Nude-House.com to apply.