9 Sure-Fire Ways to Get Fired

Last Updated Apr 19, 2011 6:52 PM EDT

  • 9 Sure-Fire Ways to Get Fired

    By Suzanne Lucas

    Want to get yourself fired?  Not laid off--as that would probably mean you were doing a fine job but the company couldn't afford your salary.  We're talking about getting fired--with good reason.  As in, you've made some very unwise choices. And now your employer wants you off the premises. As soon as possible.

    Here are nine people who can show you how to get the boot--and possibly end up in jail.  I recommend that you do not follow their examples.

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